Bike Fighting: Lady is the Boss
I’ve wanted a BMX bike for three years. Every year, I ask for one for my birthday. Last year I got a Dutch cruiser instead. This year, I spent all the allotted birthday money throwing a big-assed party.
I’ve got a secret crush on BMX culture. The perfect way the boys get their boxers to show just right underneath they’re low-ridin’, skinny jeans… the colors, the graphics, the brazen disregard for potential brain damage.
But this? This seals the deal. This is making the rounds… but I found it here.
Are you kidding me? Does anyone want to buy a Batavus Old Dutch? Mama needs a fightin’ machine.
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holy…crap….
It’s OK. I (not too secretly) want to go up to Skibowl and race some burly 12-inch travel down hill bike.
Awesome crossover appeal with old Kung Fu movies and BMX bikes! I love the squealing tire sounds, and the flashy yet ineffective jump over the girl/bike.
Not since ET have I seen such amazing BMX bike riding
Oh, I do that kind of stuff on my LeMond Poprad all the time. That’s why I don’t hate Alpenrose. :)
Puttin’ the RAD* in “Poprad”!
*Bonus BMX movie reference.
Ha ha ha.
Brian, you’re so dope – we’re totally not worthy!