I’ve wanted a BMX bike for three years.  Every year, I ask for one for my birthday.  Last year I got a Dutch cruiser instead.  This year, I spent all the allotted birthday money throwing a big-assed party.

I’ve got a secret crush on BMX culture.  The perfect way the boys get their boxers to show just right underneath they’re low-ridin’, skinny jeans… the colors, the graphics, the brazen disregard for potential brain damage.

But this?  This seals the deal. This is making the rounds… but I found it here.

Are you kidding me? Does anyone want to buy a Batavus Old Dutch? Mama needs a fightin’ machine.

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