The painted fingernail thing happened almost by accident last year. You see, I can be a grubby, lazy little SOB and one day while observing my dirty fingernails, I thought how clever it would be just to hide the dirt with polish. How convenient for ‘cross season! I picked a bright red color that matched [...]

Sal laughed and said, “Heidi, stop drinking out of those mason jars – we have real glasses… We aren’t hillbillies.” “Speak for yourself.” I replied. We went up to see my parents and brought a tent so we could camp in front of the cabin, which is fairly small for four adult-sized human beings. We [...]

I went into the internet jungle with a big knife and cut you down some cool shit. Wield These at Next Weird Bike-Networking Function Weird, useful and green bike facts. Zinester’s Guide to Portland (and beyond) This Zinester’s Guide to Portland by Microcosm Publishing is rife with little typos and adorable spelling errors. Get over [...]